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Dear Whole Foods: We're through. It's not me. It's you. →

You know how it is, Whole. You know. And I know you know. We just can't pretend it is what it was any longer. Bad things have been happening between us whenever I've tried to get into your sack for quite some time. It's time to face the fact that we just don't have that old natural spark between us any longer. We've faded from organic to conventional. It's time to move on to fresh ...

tags: pride parades, fresh fruits and vegetables, johnson grass, whole hog, earth shoes, fruits and vegetables, dairy case, nbad, pound range, sloppy seconds, flavors, pastes, whole foods, wind power, insistence, quite some time, ditto, apron, junkies, cheeses

Posted at American Digest on November 19, 2008, 9:03 pm