← home | about | add your blog
Seattle, WA 
All weblog posts tagged "amo"

That's Sick →

Let me try and tell you what happened. On the Monday before Christmas--which in Seattle turned out to be a citywide snow day--I woke up with an upset stomach. "I have an upset stomach," I told the wife, because I believe in directness in our marriage. Later, I was haunted by awful chills followed by raging fevers, and I couldn't keep any solid food down. And because my wife also believes in clear communication, she ...

tags: flu symptoms, ginger ale, upset stomach, saltines, swedish hospital, bloodwork, directness, snow day, real food, solid food, vitals, fevers, electrolytes, massive amounts, chills, cough, cones, nshe, cigarettes, flu

Posted at Izzle Pfaff! on January 6, 2009, 2:10 am

[no title] →

Complete and unedited text of a recent email...SUBJECT: ok I'm new at thisI love my wife but she refuses to dominate me in any way, shape or form. My secret desire to to have a woman with a strap-on to, well, fu(k me in the ass. I would wear panties while this happened. any help?Yes, clearly you are a beginner, dear man, or you would not have written such a ...

tags: salvatore ferragamo shoes, salvatore ferragamo, simple goodness, secret desire, foot massage, dan savage, unedited text, sensible answer, psychic powers, sex advice, anathema, orgasms, rants, panties, variables, email, shape, fantasy, heart, blog

Posted at Mistress Matisse's Journal on January 6, 2009, 1:10 am