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6-January-2009 4:45PM →

The nervous energy that possesses some onboard sometimes may be enough to power whole office buildings I think. The constant and persistent fidgeting, ticks, and social epilepsy pounds away at the psyche, rends at the equilibrium and apparent balance that one would think is stable enough to withstand its assault. One man in denim blues, scraggly gray beard and rain jacket with odd orange Velcro strips at the cuff rubs together ...

tags: copper windings, tight confines, velcro strips, gray beard, two coins, rain jacket, phalanges, nervous energy, economic pressures, inductance, forefinger, 6 january, rends, stasis, screech, grates, crackle, synapses, office buildings, light bulb

Posted at Peeking Through Weary Eyes on January 6, 2009, 8:12 pm

This Season's Bachelor is, Like, Sooooo Seattle →

After last night's season premiere of The Bachelor, audiences of sad, middle-aged women got a sneak peek of what's to come with the above teaser-filled three-minute montage. Looks like upstanding single dad/Kirkland douchebag Jason Mesnick--and yes, it's possible to be both--gives his potential future wives a taste of everything Seattle. They go on a boat! It rains! There's the mountains! They fly a seaplane! They climb the REI rock wall! Let's go hiking! Hey, ...

tags: season premiere of the bachelor, sneak peek, douchebag, middle aged women, space needle, seaplane, kirkland, rei, deanna, spoiler, audiences, robot, mountains, dad, seattle, fly, new zealand

Posted at Seattlest.com on January 1, 1970, 12:00 am